Tuesday, 13 November 2012

Another artist I should mention: Naomi Hermitage



Have a goosey gander at her work on facebook: www.facebook.com/nillustration 




Om Pom used to draw our favourite customers! 


Ed Fairburn



'An original and iconic Rubik’s Cube, covered in trimmed British postage stamps (six different colours to correspond with the six faces), with a delivery address written across the cube. It was a problem trying to find a postbox that would accommodate this, but I struck gold on Albany Road. This was a more conceptual piece of postal art - it was about anonymously presenting a challenge to the Royal
 Mail, seeing if they would solve a jumbled puzzle in order to make the delivery. To my surprise, they solved it through trial and error, and delivered it with a knock on the door.


(I have a long-standing habit of abusing the postal system, ever since I glued a stamp to a slice of toast and turned it into a mailable postcard)'

Ed Fairburn

http://edfairburn.com/ 




I love this idea so much. 

Monday, 12 November 2012


As your birthday and Christmas approaches I just want to let you know that 
I love you.

Miss you Grandad.






Sunday, 11 November 2012

Truck Spills

I am seriously entertained by this website.

Who knew the contents of trucks could hold my attention for so long!

www.truckspills.com

Least We Forget



This is why I love poetry.

And this is why it should be read out- goosebumps. 

This is my favourite WW1 poem:


Wilfred Owen

Dulce et Decorum est

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs,
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots,
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame, all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of gas-shells dropping softly behind.
Gas! Gas! Quick, boys! — An ecstasy of fumbling
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time,
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime. —
Dim through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
In all my dreams before my helpless sight
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.
If in some smothering dreams, you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin,
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs
Bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, —
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.



THE SOLDIER


'If I should die, think only this of me:
   That there's some corner of a foreign field
That is for ever England.  There shall be
   In that rich earth a richer dust concealed;
A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware,
   Gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam,
A body of England's, breathing English air,
   Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home.

And think, this heart, all evil shed away,
   A pulse in the eternal mind, no less
     Gives somewhere back the thoughts by England given;
Her sights and sounds; dreams happy as her day;
   And laughter, learnt of friends; and gentleness,
     In hearts at peace, under an English heaven'

Rupert Brooke



Beautiful

I'm having one of those 'Isn't the world a beautiful place' sort of days



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Kings of Convenience




Every day there's a boy in the mirror asking me...
What are you doing here?
Finding all my previous motives
Growing increasingly unclear.


Tuesday, 6 November 2012




I fancy going canoeing/kayaking again.

Brilliant Costumes.

Ginger Bread Man

Gingerbread Man

One night stand

One Night Stand

The Freudian Slip

The Freudian Slip

French Kiss

French Kiss

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I've had this stuck in my head for days now...





A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."




Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, opportunities for advancement will pass right by you.

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All aboard...










Doom and Gloom